Trick or TREAT?

Once upon a time thar was a lil' cowgirl named Riley-roo who I must say had one mighty big sweet tooth! She was minding her own beezwax thinking of all the sweet candy she wanted and moseying down the trail on her pony when she heard some mighty scary sounds out yonder. Thar was some creatures flying smack dab for her. OH ME oh MY, she yelled this is going to put a damper on my candy. I need some candy! What will I do??

Riley-roo was scared for this is what she saw, two little scary vamps coming at her with teeth
a grinding and hissing at her! Dad-gum all she wanted was her candy!
Her pony got spooked and skidaddled away. There was NO where for her to run!

Those little vamps had her trapped - why- she was their candy!
Riley-roo was very frightened! She tried to put up a fight but they were too
strong and their teeth too sharp.

It was over quick & didn't hurt all that much but
she did notice that her urge for candy went away, so that was good!
The change was made and now the lil'cowgirl was now
a vampgirl that instead of the urge for candy now had a thurst for blood!

The moral of the story is maybe we should start trick or treating for
a thick bloody steak instead of candy!

WHAT???